The last time I spoke with my Mother, a day after her birthday, she told me that she had noticed an uprising of vulgar language surrounding my good name... so I told her to fuck off.
That is why I always avoid swearing on camera. Avoid incriminating evidence.
Eh, you're young. Young people swear... then we have kids, grow up, (in that order) and avoid swearing until we're old and our kids have grown to the point where they're old enough to get into the habit of telling us off for swearing.
Well it would've been more original if you said "Go f*** s*** b*** c*** w*** q*** t*** g*** o*** p*** yourself" She wouldn't even know what she just got told to do :)
On a serious note, hope your mother wasn't too offended.
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Trust your mother.
The mischievous grin, the eyes slyly glancing to the side, it's all there. Just put that young girl in front of a camera and watch the mayhem unfold.
That is why I always avoid swearing on camera. Avoid incriminating evidence.
Eh, you're young. Young people swear... then we have kids, grow up, (in that order) and avoid swearing until we're old and our kids have grown to the point where they're old enough to get into the habit of telling us off for swearing.
Well it would've been more original if you said "Go f*** s*** b*** c*** w*** q*** t*** g*** o*** p*** yourself" She wouldn't even know what she just got told to do :)
On a serious note, hope your mother wasn't too offended.
You're fucking kidding, aren't you?
I didn't actually tell her to do anything except to continue to love me <3
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